The Better Boarding Method Airlines Won't Use

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  • Xavier Reichel
    Xavier Reichel 13 klukkustundum síðan

    This video surprises me because I've visited numerous places and always boarded randomly.

  • Efriandi Aditya
    Efriandi Aditya 13 klukkustundum síðan

    Hmm, in my place we use 2 doors, so if i got back seat, i will enter from back door, it's not that hard

  • Archangel Tyrael
    Archangel Tyrael 13 klukkustundum síðan

    So the bags all go on the right side of the plane? How about make them go both sides?

  • Sebastiaan Hols
    Sebastiaan Hols 13 klukkustundum síðan

    That got pretty profound.

  • Archangel Tyrael
    Archangel Tyrael 13 klukkustundum síðan

    How about real back to front? The back row goes first, then the seceond back row, etc. Then you won't stop eachother as much. The 5th last won't hold up the 2nd last.

  • Bob
    Bob 14 klukkustundum síðan

    I'd be all about the "perfect" method were it proposed seriously. My improvement over your "perfect" method is a back to front arrangement that has every customer fill their seat in a window to aisle fashion but done by order of loading. In this way, no seat shuffle, no waiting for the one in front of you with nothing to do after the one at the back of the last full load is in their seat and everyone is occupied with either movement, loading or seat taking during the majority of the load. This does not however, solve unloading. Unavoidably, the only way to make unloading any faster without additional exits is if everyone who loads, unloads in exactly the opposite order they loaded in. It'd be great for the airline to make the same amount of money faster but for it to be adopted, ideally, half the difference would be split with the customers. In reality, offering "reward" points is most likely. Actually, in reality, none of this is likely to see the light of day for reasons Grey already explained.

  • Fenlel
    Fenlel 14 klukkustundum síðan

    One of the main reasons they don't do that is the "hidden" cost implementing of it. The cost of training the employee's on how to board that way. To put out signs, structures to educate passengers. Is too costly versus what they have now.

  • justin hyland
    justin hyland 14 klukkustundum síðan

    This video is part comedy

  • Joyvan
    Joyvan 14 klukkustundum síðan

    Make a high tower and ask passengers to take an elevator to the top and parachute down and try to fit inside the door of the plane while it is flying mid air.

  • Tommuli Haudankaivaja
    Tommuli Haudankaivaja 14 klukkustundum síðan

    Hey that stephens modified is close to what Finair uses.

  • btvbrndn
    btvbrndn 14 klukkustundum síðan

    3:05 lol at Casey Neistat

  • SeeGreatness
    SeeGreatness 14 klukkustundum síðan

    Tom Scott anyone?

  • Umtiti
    Umtiti 14 klukkustundum síðan

    your rainbow is wrong. There is no pink. :)

  • Max gamer 20
    Max gamer 20 15 klukkustundum síðan

    plains are bassically ea games irl

  • bmr.graphics
    bmr.graphics 15 klukkustundum síðan

    I don’t bordering a plane is that bad

  • Axeman20
    Axeman20 15 klukkustundum síðan

    When I flew overseas with the military, the time to load and unload the plane was at a premium. We were instructed to load back to front, filling every seat as we went with the caveat that we were to simply get into our seats (not stowing our bags at first) and then once the cabin crew told us, we could stand and put our bags in the overhead compartment. One advantage was, for the most part our bags were all the same size and another was following instructions was not optional like in the civilian air travel industry. Nice video though

  • Michael Jay - Value Investing
    Michael Jay - Value Investing 16 klukkustundum síðan +1

    I just tell them I'm the pilot and skip all the lines.

  • Cedric Chin
    Cedric Chin 17 klukkustundum síðan

    The only way to win is to not play the game.
    The only way to fly... :D

  • sjg1984
    sjg1984 17 klukkustundum síðan

    Why does this channel have so many subscribers for like one video a year?

  • sjg1984
    sjg1984 17 klukkustundum síðan

    I have only flown in Europe and the 'random' method has always been used.

  • Joshua Merritt
    Joshua Merritt 17 klukkustundum síðan

    Southwest Airlines, though? They already get everyone to stand in a very precise order: A1-A30, B1-B30, C1-C30... they get to give the As to people who pay/fly more, they know the ages/groups of people flying as a family and could organize those groups accordingly, but then! At the moment they have the chance to perfectly board... they throw it back to chaos on the other side of the square-people-pipe as everyone just picks the seat they want. :o So close, if only they'd have you stand in order AND tell you what seat you'll be sitting in.

  • james teeter
    james teeter 17 klukkustundum síðan

    Funny people dont get it, first class lands same time as last class. Then you still have to wait for luggage.

  • james teeter
    james teeter 17 klukkustundum síðan

    It helps when the gate agent isnt a dumb ass and starts boarding while were trying to get all of our disabled passengers seated.

  • catbert911
    catbert911 18 klukkustundum síðan

    i think people once learn how to fly it'll be ok

  • Keg
    Keg 18 klukkustundum síðan

    We are not from the Darwinian lie

  • Axel’s Flight Simulation
    Axel’s Flight Simulation 18 klukkustundum síðan

    I can see that method but there's still gonna be some twit who comes to the gate 20 minutes late while they're in the middle of the boarding process... I personally don't think that there is a better method than the one we're using right now

  • Mithrandir Tharkûn
    Mithrandir Tharkûn 18 klukkustundum síðan

    Love the humor

  • 7
    7 18 klukkustundum síðan

    I would say the fastest boarding method is to have everyone go to their seat with their bags in their laps, and once everyone has boarded, they get up and stow their bags while the flight crew prepares for take off. The line would go much faster but there could potentially be problems with people who board with oversized bags.
    Call me a nerd or whatever but I have an extremely small bag and it takes me two seconds to stow my bag and get out of the way.

  • MrOvergryph
    MrOvergryph 19 klukkustundum síðan

    the meat world

  • EPöXY
    EPöXY 20 klukkustundum síðan

    No plane boards back to front. They board cripples, first class, gold member, silver member, fucktuple member, etc then group 9

  • Dope Gaming
    Dope Gaming 20 klukkustundum síðan

    Indonesia plane board randomly

  • isaac loewen
    isaac loewen 20 klukkustundum síðan

    frick youre funny

  • Nicholas Rokitka
    Nicholas Rokitka 20 klukkustundum síðan

    This was the most beautiful and sad a true video I've ever seen.

  • ɟʇɥdןɯ
    ɟʇɥdןɯ 20 klukkustundum síðan

    the liveaction of this would be...astronomic

  • Nick Klein
    Nick Klein 20 klukkustundum síðan

    Anyone notice at 3:05 that the passenger with the camera is a total nod to Casey Neistat's $21,000 first class ticket video?

  • Steeltrap
    Steeltrap 20 klukkustundum síðan

    LOL that was excellent. As someone who woks as a business process consultant, much of what I see in the 'real world' as I travel around makes me scratch my head (or hope it won't explode).

  • Henrique Queiroz
    Henrique Queiroz 21 klukkustund síðan

    When did CGP become so incredibly funny.

  • alex liggins
    alex liggins 21 klukkustund síðan

    Surely window middle aisle would split up families and leave kids or old people not knowing where to go

  • BB Cute
    BB Cute 21 klukkustund síðan +1

    Checked bags should be FREE to encourage people to check their bags and reduce carry-on bags. That will speed up boarding.

  • Exc
    Exc 21 klukkustund síðan

    Better method, dont be a fkn weirdo who tries to board as soon as you hear it's time to board, i literally sit my ass down and wait till 5-10 minutes to departure before even considering boarding, whether you board immediately or closer to departure.. guess what? you still have to wait for the planes actuallt departures time thats written on your ticket. (shocking i know)

  • Steve Nassen
    Steve Nassen 22 klukkustundum síðan

    As in milk juice diarrhea is the best thing to eat and drink it in your mouth when you're eating the whole meal at night in the morning with your doctor in your mouth or stomach or stomach pain and you die!

  • msolec2000
    msolec2000 22 klukkustundum síðan

    @cgpgrey What do you think of this scheme? Zone 1 is rows n, n-4, n-8, so on all the way, where n is the last row. Zone 2 is rows n-1, n-5, etc., Zone 3 row n-2, n-6, etc., and finally Zone 4 rows n-3, n-7, etc.

  • Earthbjorn Nahkaimurrao
    Earthbjorn Nahkaimurrao 22 klukkustundum síðan

    one per row back to front

  • The eel
    The eel 22 klukkustundum síðan

    Good thing I can only travel through water.

  • Misha Medvedev
    Misha Medvedev 23 klukkustundum síðan

    In the uk we just board randomly, except the rich twats who go first class.

  • Cøffee
    Cøffee 23 klukkustundum síðan

    I wonder why this animation looks amazingly satisfying

  • ShoDaBrave
    ShoDaBrave 23 klukkustundum síðan

    Casey Neistat reference at 3:06 lol!

  • DelphosPlay
    DelphosPlay 23 klukkustundum síðan

    I had a beautiful moment when My mind imagined the system you proposed (except alternating rows, im not THAT smart) just a second before the reveal. And I started crying when we went back to the real world. NOOOOOOO I want that system to be true... stupid humans. Unable to follow simple orders.

  • Александър Македонски

    Sooooooooooo......... How did you come up with this?

  • Spirit Hunter
    Spirit Hunter Degi Síðan síðan

    Throw unneeded people out of window. Lie and say its a deport so you won’t get sued

  • Chris Gavin-Egan
    Chris Gavin-Egan Degi Síðan síðan

    No reason why they cant add a queue number to the tickets

  • Ryan Fitzpatrick
    Ryan Fitzpatrick Degi Síðan síðan

    If you boarded faster, it might just end up with more waiting in seats while all the rest of the plane prep happens.
    So, if people boarding isn't the critical path....who cares?

  • NTDM
    NTDM Degi Síðan síðan +1

    6:39 the ticket that says "boarding group 123" switches to boarding group 3

  • E Dubble's Spirit
    E Dubble's Spirit Degi Síðan síðan

    Wow, that got incredibly depressing very quickly at the end there

  • Phil Naughton
    Phil Naughton Degi Síðan síðan

    United, American, Jet-blue, and South-West need to see this.

  • vi2e
    vi2e Degi Síðan síðan

    Is Steffen perfect really making boarding faster? No! It would overcomplicate and slow down everything else: from the booking process to the organisation on board. While the boarding process the people would stop many times and look for their seat number which they will never find - since it's not in order. Something else would also happen: they'll turn around and go back walking against the order because they might have missed it. Steffen perfect to me sounds like the worst of all: a system which only works on theory with drones but not in real life with nervous, bored, annoyed, hungry or stressed humans!
    Eliminating the hand baggage problem would be better: maybe placing it under the seats, so the people would have to climb one step to get to the place, then - from the seat, they might open a hatch under their feet or so...!

  • 10p6
    10p6 Degi Síðan síðan +1

    Good look organizing people to board a plane when they cant even organised themselves to get a fast food,

  • ug ugg
    ug ugg Degi Síðan síðan

    Okay, ISclips. I’ll watch it.

  • Joseph Buck
    Joseph Buck Degi Síðan síðan

    Any method you came up with would be quickly short-circuited by the stupidity of PEOPLE and inevitable government regulation (you know it would get involved).

  • Holypikemanz
    Holypikemanz Degi Síðan síðan +1

    Whiny feggit alert. Kill yourself please!

  • jeffren70
    jeffren70 Degi Síðan síðan

    I never understand the need for people to rush onto the plane. They act as though getting on first is the most important thing. I try to stay outside the plane as long as possible. Why would you want to sit in the crowded tin can for an extra 40 minutes with all the nice aromas?

  • Sam Anonymous
    Sam Anonymous Degi Síðan síðan

    0:14 ok so basically i'm monky

  • Richard Lartey
    Richard Lartey Degi Síðan síðan

    I travel within Europe by air a lot, and pretty much every airline here uses just two boarding groups. Priority boarding & business class ticketholders followed by everyone else at random.
    Most airlines will board using both the front and rear of the plane and one airline in particular, Ryanair point blank refuse to use airbridges, even when parked on stands equipped with one because it's quicker for the plane to park up and deploy its airstairs and for a staircase to be attached to the rear. They've also limited the amount of hand luggage passengers can take on board to one small bag to speed up boarding (and make more money). If you're going for efficiency then Ryanair have it right.

  • BlackRed Gaming
    BlackRed Gaming Degi Síðan síðan

    I hate know America does it by groups it’s such a dumb idea instead of a line a line is way faster

  • JDiculous
    JDiculous Degi Síðan síðan

    How do you make these animations?
    Sweet video btw

  • Emerald Epics
    Emerald Epics Degi Síðan síðan

    Just have a 2 person que

  • Emerald Epics
    Emerald Epics Degi Síðan síðan

    Who else going to fly soon

  • christian
    christian Degi Síðan síðan +7

    Why do people rush to board their plane as if they dont have a reserved seat lmao? I am the last to board every time I get the chance.

  • Ruairí McEnroe
    Ruairí McEnroe Degi Síðan síðan

    What's the deal with airline food? Boarding groups I've seen on US flights, in other Ireland and UK, I've been boarded by row (e.g rows 20-30 are welcome to board). More and more people taking liberty with their baggage, which isn't enforced properly at the gate and it takes up my overhead bin space.

  • Omar T
    Omar T Degi Síðan síðan +1

    There, i watched it ISclips, holy shit now go away.

  • Milton Kazi
    Milton Kazi Degi Síðan síðan

    You are a fucking moron please get off ISclips and get a real career.

  • Milton Kazi
    Milton Kazi Degi Síðan síðan

    We don't have enough people to fix these planes but sure let's worry about boarding... people who live in a bubble. If you knew how underpaid the mechanics are on the planes you fly in... you think regulations are incentive enough to planes safer? hm.. think again.

  • Brandon Sergent
    Brandon Sergent Degi Síðan síðan

    Bumping up against a scary truth here. The perfect method would work just fine with trained armed guards that don't give a $%^& about your freedom implementing it.

  • Craysus
    Craysus Degi Síðan síðan

    Not sure what you are talking about, every flight I had (Europe-Asia) the boarding was complete random. I am always watching a move listening to music while the other board, I board when there isnt a lane. So the boarding is random.

  • Blitzvogel
    Blitzvogel Degi Síðan síðan

    Incentivise passengers to not use carry-ons or only have carry-ons small enough to keep at the seat (backpacks, purses, baby-bags). I also wonder if the internal volume could be reshuffled to better account for passengers and their crap while still accounting for air conditioning plumbing, general accessibility and comfort. The upper fuselage space in many larger airliners goes totally underutiilized.

    In the end it's all about stuffing passengers into a tin-can (well aluminium or composite these days).

  • iNTERS22
    iNTERS22 Degi Síðan síðan

    Mythbusters

  • jmmypaddy
    jmmypaddy Degi Síðan síðan

    In either so called "perfect" solution you have to order everyone by row which creates two ordering methods in to one, firstly the rear of the plane first and then by rows or columns. Then the human aspect of potentially separating parties, which include families (which is mentioned in the video). This is also require pre-planning from parties to decide who wants to sit where, and humans aren't that considerate generally. Just do it in each single grouping of 3 at a time, left and then right. simple

  • sewashburn0529
    sewashburn0529 Degi Síðan síðan

    0:00 Hey! TYS (McGhee Tyson)! How many videos do you see about flying where someone is flying from Knoxville?

  • William M. Powell
    William M. Powell Degi Síðan síðan

    wait but de-boarding back to front row by row? That's slower than front to back.

  • MikkaMakka
    MikkaMakka Degi Síðan síðan

    Alright ISclips.
    You won.
    I'm watching this.
    Are you happy now?

  • MWB Gaming
    MWB Gaming Degi Síðan síðan

    In Australia we open the front and rear doors and let everyone fight amongst themselves to get to their assigned seats through the swarm of human cattle

  • Jakub Brych
    Jakub Brych Degi Síðan síðan

    I guess in Europe is normal to go back and front, no sorting (except for the first class yes). Have never had the experience you have described

  • cyndie26
    cyndie26 Degi Síðan síðan

    Southwest, WestJet, and Jet Blue don't seem to use first class in most of their flights. Southwest even has a system of boarding in order of check-in and open seating.

  • P. Adrian Frazier
    P. Adrian Frazier Degi Síðan síðan

    Getting on the plane is less of a problem than getting off. Nothing is more agonizing than being ready to go and having to wait for everyone in front of you to get their luggage.

  • Win 420
    Win 420 Degi Síðan síðan

    Get in from the top

  • TOM THE CAT
    TOM THE CAT Degi Síðan síðan +1

    Can soul make Love?

  • steve
    steve Degi Síðan síðan

    1:02

  • SKULL X12
    SKULL X12 Degi Síðan síðan

    Just make the walking path wider 🐵🐒

  • Luke Mclean
    Luke Mclean Degi Síðan síðan

    cgp grey is the next doctor seuss

  • weird human
    weird human Degi Síðan síðan

    Idk ab0ut but when I flew from my country to prauge (and back),, the line for the boarding was in the order everyone was and not it groups and all that stuff

  • matekochkoch
    matekochkoch Degi Síðan síðan

    I guess anything else than boarding randomly will lead to wasting more time with people arguing with the crew than anything else. I never get out first. I only prolongs the time i have to wait for my luggage.

  • TechMantra
    TechMantra Degi Síðan síðan

    Opening the gates and funneling like cattle made me laugh xD

  • victor dinu
    victor dinu Degi Síðan síðan

    3:57 I steal a chair then scare the reaper away 100% legit while he has a F***ING SCYTHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • bhavanski
    bhavanski Degi Síðan síðan

    I worked for airlines for over 25 years. We have implemented all kinds of boarding methods. Your suggestion of alternative sides will not work simply because no passenger follows airline procedure how much ever the airline explains before boarding. I know Qatar Airways even separate passengers into zones at the waiting area of the gate. Still during boarding it's back to chaos.

  • laok
    laok Degi Síðan síðan

    you do know you can go and bord on both ends of the plan

  • James Allen
    James Allen Degi Síðan síðan

    I don't know how I got here but I'm glad I came

  • trejkaz
    trejkaz Degi Síðan síðan

    Ordered ticket numbers sounds sort of like lining up for a live show. People seem to mostly deal with that... I wonder how bad it would really be. Maybe it would be easiest if the floor had the numbers printed on it.

  • Clazzette
    Clazzette Degi Síðan síðan

    Let's confuse third world countries.
    *This video*

  • RedWings-44
    RedWings-44 Degi Síðan síðan

    I think Southwest has the best boarding procedure as far as putting people in order to board. However, their seating is first come, first served so people generally will file in front to back, thus slowing it down.

  • Apprentice
    Apprentice Degi Síðan síðan

    3:55 I Loved the substraction of malice there